Lifestyles Of The Rich And Stupid

Besides the misadventures of my favorite popwreck...oops I mean popstar Britney,why are celebrities such dumb fucks? It seems that once you make a million dollars in this town,that any common sense you might have had goes right out the window.Do you have examples of such yayhoo-like behaviour Mister Poet,you ponder? Funny you should ask dear reader.Let's start with the Heath Ledger tragedy.It's not an accidental overdose when you have six different prescription drugs in your system.Ain't nothing accidental about that.It's a good thing he finished shooting his role as The Joker for the upcoming Batman movie or I would have gone off like Axl Rose.Next comes Brad Renfro.If you can't stop doing heroin to save what's left a one hit wonder career,then maybe you don't deserve to breathe.So he was the kid in The Client,so fucking what? Pat O'Brien from The Insider is in rehab...again.You mean he's still alive? Who knew? What's up with that Kat Von D anti Jew autograph she gave to Ami after she got shit canned from Miami Ink? Who knew the whore was even smart enough to know how to be anti Semetic? After only pulling in $23,000 in 111 theaters (which averages out to $76 a screen or 10 people per theater) opening weekend for her new movie,will Paris Hilton now realize that the only movie america wants to see her in is one that has a XXX in the title? I would be remiss if I didn't mention Tyra Banks pooping her pants at a fashion show recently.It couldn't have happened to a dumber whore.Shit happens indeed.