Narcissism Is The New Black

Did I mention that I hate this town? Don't kid yourself,Tinsel Town lives up to the stereotype on a daily basis and the narcissism drenches me with the shallow until vanity coarses through my veins as well.The days of enjoying white trash beer in low lit bars on Hollywood Boulevard among my fellow broken down hearts are over.Now the revellers are part of the hip crowd that i loathe so much.Bukowski would consider this vile and deplorable.If you walk into any Starbucks now,there is no shortage of "look at me writing my script on my laptop" types.The percentage of attention whores that frequent these establishments is astronomical.Whether walking or driving,the afflicted are constantly in a hurry to get nowhere in particular.It never ceases to amuse me the lengths the citizens of Los Angeles county go to overemphasize just how important they want you to think they are.Did I mention that I hate this fucking town? Maybe I should just move to Greenwich Village in NYC and lead the bohemian life I deserve.