Stupid People Shouldn't Breathe

It's bad enough that former wrestler turned reality show joke Chyna has begun stalking me, showing up at my gym and my Starbucks not to mention slithering down the sidewalk and smiling at my piercing blue eyes. As well today I had to endure a Katherine McPhee sighting (I guess her new father...oops I mean new husband let her off her chain long enough to get a latte) the creepy 45 year old man that just had to check out every single female that walked by (maybe they don't have pretty girls where he lives...is he from Oxnard? My LA readers will get the joke) and the sweet (note the sarcasm) guy decked out in brown cowboy boots,blue jeans,Kevin Federline-like wife beater,tan sportscoat,oversized gold ring,NASCAR baseball cap and of course a blue tooth. Maybe he is part of the Armenian mafia attempted to infiltrate my tranquil little village known as Burbank.