Monday, March 31, 2008

Friday, March 7, 2008

Things That Make Me Go Hmmm

Why does Britney ALWAYS chew her gum like a cow?

And why would she rather talk on her cell phone and smoke her white trash cigarettes instead of spending time with her kids...ON HER SCHEDULED VISIT WITH THEM?

Why do whores on reality show say that they have feelings for whoever they are spreading her legs for whether its Bret Michaels,Flavor Flav or even Dominico ON THE FIRST FUCKING DAY?

And why do they have absolutely no shame in showing what big skanks they truly are?

You ever notice that whenever someone (by someone I mean sluts) says they're classy,they almost always are notorious whores

Why is grande only a medium at Starbucks?

Why does Lindsay Lohan's fame whore mom have a reality show?

How has Ryan Seacrest not been assassinated yet?

When is "Reunion" coming to DVD?

Why can't I get paid to write while drinking coffee and people watch?

Why does my girlfriend stalk me at Starbucks?