Regrets? Why Yes, I've Had A Few Thanks For Asking

I've pretty much lived my adult life without any regrets.The missteps I've made (and there's been a plethura) have made me who I am now,but the only thing I'd change is being there when my grandparents drew their last breath.Whatever indescretion that caused us to be estranged should have been cast aside as they closed their eyes for the last time.It's just something I'll have to carry around with the other ghosts inside my head I guess.

On the lighter side,I saw Fabio while driving around Mulholland Drive.All I could think of was "I can't believe it's not butter".I hear Tori Spelling wants to play a MILF on the new Beverly Hills 90210 remake.i know what you're thinking:there's a 90210 remake?

I went to a Winger concert a couple weeks ago and was dumbfounded by the amount of people in complete denial that its 2008.I didn't even think they made stonewashed jeans anymore.Speaking of a complete lack of awareness,I was having dinner with my girlfriend at the world famous Rainbow Bar & Grill in Hollywood where I witnessed a swarm of bleached blonde Hanoi Rocks looking characters, the obvious midwest redneck tourists complete with sleeves torn off a button up shirt and the ever ridiculous sight of the balding man still trying (in vain) to rock the ponytail.

Everytime I think that I might be able to live in this God forsaken town for a few more years,I see shit like the mom/daughter team on I Know My Kid's A Star (which I'm hooked on) of Rocky and Haley.The mom Rocky is trying to live vicariously through Haley since she is obviously nothing more than a washed up nicotine addicted former stripper and all the daughter Haley wants to be is famous.I'm so sick of the stupid youth of today seeing no talent whores like Paris Hilton,Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan getting famous for just being stupid and therefore thinking that being pretty and drunk in public is their ticket into Hollywood.Don't they know that their future is Rock Of Love 15 (yes still with Bret Michaels) and sex tapes with Dustin Diamond (Screech from Saved By The Bell) The sad thing is that their skank moms encourage this kind of so called fame.Who has the number of U Haul?